Mundine V Horn Expected To Be Biggest Fight Since 2 Wharfies Went At It Last Week In Pinkenba
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On Friday night, the city of Brisbane will be hosting the biggest licensed boxing match on Australian soil in 2018, with Jeff Horn...
Report: Invitation To Cook-Out Key Indicator You’ve Been Accepted By Family-Oriented Hijackers
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A recent report by the CSIRO has found that the surest sign an undercover police agent should look for when trying to decipher...
Local Woman Justifies Wasting Her Day By Calling It ‘Life Admin’
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A young woman has alleviated a chunk of guilt today, but finidng good reason for doing nothing with her day off yesterday.
Accruing a...
Local Council’s Spending Justified After Backpackers Finally Use Public Gym Equipment
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The Diamantina Shire Council is relieved today after seeing two people finally use the weird toy-like public gym equipment purchased and placed in...
Liberals Panic As Fatty Vautin Announces Plans To Run Against Peter Dutton As An Independent
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With the Liberal Party still licking their wounds after losing the seat of Wentworth in the history-making by-election last month, Prime Minister Scott...
Wicked Camper Vans Admit They Might’ve Gone Too Far With Creepy Tony Abbott Quote
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Australian backpacker transport rental company Wicked Camper Vans have today apologised for what has been described as a lapse in judgement, after one...
Wedding Photographer Not Prepared For Nathan’s Fashionable Pin Stripes
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A run-of-the-mill kind of bloke named Nathan has made life very hard for a poorly prepared wedding photographer over the weekend.
Nathan, a 30-year-old...
Chinese Gyprocker Draws Envy Of Workmates By Cracking Open One Of Those Random Types Of Fanta
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A local gyprock and indoor tiling specialist has today confirmed that there is still a few places selling non-orange flavoured Fanta.
Mike (77) fits...
Generic White Dork #2 Elected As New Leader Of NSW Labor Party
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Generic white dork #2 has secured the leadership of the NSW Labor Party, and pledged to "fix the planning system in NSW" should...
Private School Graduate Begins First Of Four Gap Years
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In Betoota Grove, Year 12 graduate Simone Fletcher (18) told The Advocate that she is very excited that her exams are over, and that she...
