Local Teenager Begins Transition Into Womanhood By Switching From Impulse To Dove
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A coming of age story well known around the nation has rung true this morning as local girl Matilda Hartman (15) began...
Malcolm Turnbull Spends His Morning Trying To Opt Out Of MyHealthRecord
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After a taxpayer funded break in New York City, multi-millionaire and “former Prime Minister” Malcolm Turnbull has reportedly spent the whole day...
New Gym Warrior’s Self Esteem Expressed Through New Spray On Shirt
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
It’s was casual Friday in a Betoota finance firm and Toby from accounts was reportedly really turning it on.
Having only recently started at...
“Hehe, Suck Shit Mundine” Says Morbidly Obese Used Car Salesman
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A worryingly overweight bachelor from South Brisbane is high on life today, that's after spending the night at the Mansfield Tavern, nursing...
PM Exasperates Liberals’ Gender Divide By Referring To Female Crossbench MPs As “The Plastics”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Just when we thought The Prime Minister may be able to turn around the nation's perception of how women are treated within...
Gen-Y Blows Weekly Budget Taking Mum To Extravagant Lunch To Prove He’s Got His Shit Together
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
"Ohhh that's nice, what do you call this?" asks the visiting suburban matriarch.
Jason wipes his mouth with a napkin and casually explains...
Tony Abbott And Craig Kelly Take Break From Saving Family Values To Check Out ‘A Star Is Born’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Self-confessed Lady Gaga 'stans' and conservative Liberal MPs, Tony Abbott and Craig Kelly, have today released a joint statement to the media...
Wilkins Calls Security After Kerser Arrives At ARIAs With Entourage Of 60 Campbelltown Lads
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As Sydney recovers from this morning's torrential downpour, stars are starting to arrive on the red carpet at The Star Casino ahead...
Westfield Begin Thawing Out Michael Bublé In Time For December 1st
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With the annual Christmas shopping hysteria right around the corner, executives from the Australian supermarket giant Westfield have today pressed the button.
The ex-NASA...
Melbourne Residents Finally Able To Go To Restaurants As African Gangs Concede Election Defeat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Melbourne residents are rejoicing tonight, following the news that they can once again enjoy a night out at a restaurant without becoming...
