Beautifully Sunny Day Nothing Than An Infuriating Strip Of Glare On Gamer’s Monitor
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Climate scientists are not the only group unhappy with the warmer weather as video game enthusiast Joseph Creen (19) expresses his distaste...
Stoned Teenager At Servo Worried Stoned Teenager Behind The Counter Is Judging Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A tense standoff took place today at Betoota Ponds Independent Petrol station last night as stoned patron Jacob Lee (16) was very concerned...
Striped Shirt Guy Used To Live In London So What Do You Want Him To Explain About UK Politics
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"So hectic man. Corbin was toxic" he says.
"They haven't lost this bad since World War II. The Left really don't know how to...
NSW Premier Prays Property Market Limps On Long Enough To Justify Selling Housos To Meriton
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As Sydney begins it's first wave of social cleansing in Waterloo and Redfern, NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian says she's pretty confident it will...
Embattled Prime Minister Morrison Whips Out His Emergency Studded White SMP Belt
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As the Coalition's Nightwatchman experiences yet another polling slump at the end of the last parliamentary sitting fortnight, it appears that Morrison's media team...
Uni Activist Finds Herself White Enough To Make The Sovereignty Of Tibet Her Number One Cause
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local university leftie with the safety net of up to three inheritances and the elite privilege of not being profiled by police...
2 Australian Cities Shut Down In 1 Week Due To Gunfire From Non-Muslims Just Having A Bad Day
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Prime Minister Morrison has urged white men around Australia to stop ruining the narrative and acting like terrorists.
"It's not helping everything we are...
Helpful Bartender Offers Round Of Neat Tequilas As He Can’t Pour Shots After 1 am
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
In breaking news, a bartender has helped some pissed patrons this weekend.
Miles Bandman (35) helpfully told the 3 drunk girls standing in front...
Kick Ons Ruined By Man’s Inability To Connect To Bluetooth Speakers
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Friday night’s kick ons have ground to a halt this morning after a local man has failed to successfully pair his iPhone with...
Decent Human Forced To Participate In Secret Santa
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The world we are leaving for our children has been questioned today as Sales Coordinator Amy O’Connell (35) has been...
