Uni Student Floors Housemates After Purchasing Full Priced Meat
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A local university student has shocked his housemates today, after treating himself like a king at the check out.
The normally thrifty aspiring...
Daytime News Panel Celebrates 1,000th Discussion About Homework
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A panel of three news presenters you have never heard of, toasted to their 1,000th live discussion about homework today.
Although it is...
Share House Succulent Now Onto Its 15th Negligent Owner
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A lonely share house succulent has continued to exist in a state of permanent prolonged death as it has now been passed...
Man With 2 Demerit Points Left Insists The 9km P/H Speeding Allowance Is Real
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Local man Nathan Shaub (28) has a chequered driving record to say the least.
Over his lifetime, he’s lost his license four times...
Man Who Already Has A Visible Lack Of Interest In Personal Grooming Vows To Boycott Gillette
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A local logistics manager for Xerox has today vowed to never again buy any of Gillette's shaving razors, vowing to continue growing...
Report: Hail Not Worth Talking About Unless It’s “Golf-Ball-Sized”
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A recent report by the Australian Bureau Of Meteorology has found that they aren't too fussed by hail unless it breaches the universal...
Bunnings Report Spike In Ear Muff Sales As Leftie Elites Refuse To Hear A Bad Word About Rush
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Following the news that yet another Australian actress has been made to feel uncomfortable by the patron saint of chardonnay socialism, it seems...
Report: Everyone Has Just Flat Out Stopped Coming To Work
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The Betoota Chamber of Commerce (BCC) has confirmed this afternoon that 2023 is pretty much done and dusted.
Speaking to The Advocate today, Brett Kovacs the...
Nations Girlfriends Looking Forward To Another Two Months Of White Noise On TV
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
The nation’s girlfriends have confirmed today how excited they are to about their media consumption over the next two months.
With their respective TVs...
Retail Employee Considering Life Of Poverty After Suffering Through Third Week Of Carols
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A young woman has revealed to The Advocate today that she is seriously contemplating whether it's all worth it.
The permanent part-time employee at a store...
