Katter Not Going Near It
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Despite relentless requests from the Australian media to give a fucked up quote about what is going on down in Melbourne at the...
Lady Gaga Lets Bradley Cooper Sing The “Po Po Po” Bit Of Poker Face During Oscars Performance
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The 2019 Academy Awards were full of surprises. From the anti-climatic Best Picture going to reverse-but-less-interesting version of Driving Miss Daisy, down to...
Sniffer Dogs Euthanised After Wandering Into Young Liberals Function At Star Casino
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In a bizarre deviation from protocol, the NSW police have today instantly destroyed three unlucky canine officers who were unfortunately caught doing their...
Oscars: Hemsworth Brothers Disappear For A Quick Slap During Best Foreign Film
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The biggest night in showbusiness is here, with the Academy Awards now underway in Los Angeles.
Two Australians are in the mix for their...
The Nightwatchman Pledges $2B Towards That Hippy Climate Bullshit That He Doesn’t Believe In
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison will today launch a pre-election climate change policy, pledging $2 billion for projects to bring down Australia's emissions.
"I guess...
February Sports Lull Sees Local Jock Resort To Shouting Will Ferrell Quotes At House Party
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Local mouthbreather, Corey Boyden (30), has today proven to his greater friendship circle that he can actually have a good time without needing...
Half-Pissed Family Man Times His Uber Home From The Pub To Arrive After His Final Lung Lollie
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Suburban mortgage broker Jax Bailey (42) has had a real fucken shit of a month.
On top of being thrown under the bus by...
Notably Handsome Best Man Has The Aunties Firing Off Extremely Unsubtle Nods To Single Nieces
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The Holy matrimony of popular Betoota power couple, Andrew Scali and Becky Latham has today resulted in another kick in the arse for...
Thousands Of Protestors Find Time Between Netflix And UberEats To Support Sydney’s Nightlife
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Thousands of millennials who can't really be fucked to go see a band this weekend gathered in Sydney's Hyde Park last night to...
Upcoming Reality TV Show Episode To Somehow Top Last Week’s Unmissable Biggest Ever Episode
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Mia Bendtner (27) is currently wondering where the madness will end.
The madness of reality television, specifically.
The full-time solicitor and avid reality TV fan...
