Bill Shorten Cranks Up Election Campaign By Creating Google+ Account
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With a federal election only months away, Leader of the Opposition and incumbent Prime Bradbury Bill Shorten has today cranked his campaigning...
The Nightwatchman Debuts Bold New Tramp Stamp In Effort To Win Over Suburban Female Voters
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With the remaining women in the Liberal Party gradually announcing their resignations one by one, the lower-order leader of the Federal Government...
Entire Party Experiences Grim Moment Of Self-Awareness As Spotify Ad Blasts During Kick Ons
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If Matt Rickman’s friends needed reminding of how much of a tight-arse he is, the fact that kick ons have been interrupted by...
Local Woman Suspiciously Glances At Her Husband Of Forty Years While Watching Dirty John
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Local woman Beth Hannay (63) has momentarily entertained the thought that her dream husband of four decades might be living a double...
John Howard Provides Character Reference For Michael Jackson Even After Watching The Doco
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For the second time in just over a week, Former Prime Minister John Howard has decided to go against the grain and...
“Can We Electrify This Fence?” The Nightwatchman Asks Christmas Island Hospital Staff
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The Coalition government are under fire today after it was revealed that the Prime Minister spent $60,000 just on flights for a...
NRL To Enforce Mandatory Nokia 3310 Policy For All Players
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All NRL players will be forced to hand over any smartphone, tablets or gopros that they may own, in a recent policy announced...
“What NRL Team Does George Pell Play For? Asks Wife Who’s Been A Bit Distracted By MAFS
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After finally breaking free from her trash-TV induced catatonic state late last night, local woman Angela Mason (34) has rushed to catch up...
Uncle Tony X Suggests Sending Army Into Catholic Churches And Putting Priests On Basic Cards
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Prominent Northern Beaches elder and Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs, Uncle Tony X has today come up with a plan to help protect...
Gay Coworker Exceptionally Chirpy This Arvo
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It’s Friday.
But it’s not just any Friday for William Somerville.
It’s the day before, what will probably be the biggest night of the year...
