Gladys Berejiklian Secures Youth Vote After Wheeling Out Prominent Pedophile Apologist
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Embattled NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has today made an effort to combat her growing disproval rating with pretty much anyone who isn't a...
ASIO Begins Special Crackdown On Identifying Right Wing Extremists By Turning On Channel 7
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Australia's intelligence agencies are today getting to work after Peter Dutton finally admitted that sometimes white people can be terrorists.
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Egg Boy Helps A Mate Move House No Dramas
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Melbourne-based national hero Egg Boy has today continued down the path of being a really great bloke by voluntarily helping a mate through...
Egg Boy Spotted Helping Lady Lift Pram Up The Stairs At The Train Station
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Just when you thought he couldn't be even more a good bloke, Melbourne-based superhero Egg Boy has been spotted this morning going out...
Report: Egg Boy’s Tinder Profile Sorted
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That mad cunt who egged Senator Anning and has subsequently become a Muslim icon, looks like he won't have a hard time on...
The Nightwatchman Says Striking School Students Should Focus On Their Learning, Swimming
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With thousands of non-voting-age activists preparing to walk out of their classrooms to demand action on climate change tomorrow, both of the major...
Shorten Organises Historic Meeting Between CFMEU Bosses And The Robots That Will Replace Them
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As the incoming Prime Bradbury of Australia prepares for his final campaign trail as lead of the opposition, he's taken it upon himself...
Byron Couple Sadly Unable To Vote Greens After New Market Stall Bumps Them Up A Tax Bracket
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After several trials and errors with business start ups over the last few years, Byron locals Magnolia Smithers and Banjo Clementè have...
Local Vegan Completely Unaware Her Domestic Companion Is Now On A Six-Possum Kill Streak
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Ever since she was traumatised during a primary school excursion to the Darling Downs, local West End resident, Cara Boutstuff (29) has...
“Gorn Then” Uncle Tony Tells Latham
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Former Prime Minister and respected Northern Beaches community elder, Uncle Tony has reportedly 'run-up' of his longtime political rival Mark Latham today.
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