Satan Cuts Ties With One Nation After NRA Revelations
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After years of synergy between Satan and Australia's far-right nationalists One Nation, the Great Beast has today officially disendorsed Pauline Hanson, after learning...
NSW Labor Admit A Young Asian Person With A PHD Would Have Done A Much Better Job Than Daley
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NSW Labor say they are not ruling out hiring a highly-educated young Asian person to fill the role of party leader over the...
English Backpackers Overtake Polynesian Community For Australia’s Freshest Fades
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A recent report by the Barbers Regulations of Urban Styles (BRUS) has found that the Samoan, Tongan and Cook Islander communities can no...
Report Finds Brisbane City Council Spends Over $50 Million Per Year On Mood Lighting
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A recent report by the agency behind Brisbane City's Eight Year Plan To Get Trendy (8InARow) has found that majority of Queensland's cultural...
NSW Voters Surprised To Learn Berejiklian Has Already Privatised The Electoral Commission
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New South Wales voters are today shocked by the new and improved state election processes, brought to you by Star Casino.
This comes as...
Nearby Girls Trip Still At That Excited Early Stage Where Even Really Shit Jokes Get A Laugh
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A group of some of the more popular students of the Betoota Heights Presbyterian Ladies College Class of 1991 appear to be having...
NSW Labor Vows To Fight Against The Work Ethic Of Young Asian People Who Turn Up On Time
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"Something needs to be done about this" roared NSW Labor Leader Michael Daley at a press conference today.
"Why are young white kids in...
Waleed Aly Cranks Bowling Machine Up To 160KPH During Nets Session With The Nightwatchman
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After three-nights back-to-back coverage of Scott Morrison's alleged political capitalisation of anti-Muslim rhetoric over the last decade, it appears TV host Waleed Aly...
Gladstone Cafe Waiter Gets Bashed By Nazis After Asking Senator Anning How He’d Like His Eggs
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As if having his penalty rates slashed last year by Pauline Hanson and Scott Morrison wasn't enough, one central Queensland hospitality worker has...
Local Grub Spends Smoko Hiding From Pie Van Matriarch After Running Up $250 Tab On Chiko Rolls
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A local powder-coating expert has today openly admitted to being a dodgy bloke, after doing a runner on a pie van lady who...
