The Nightwatchman Promises To Stop Torturing Refugee Kids In Hilarious April Fools Stitch Up
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"Operation Sovereign Borders will be coming to a close in just a few weeks" said the Nightwatchman in a press conference this morning.
His...
Corporate Marketing Team Show Off Playful Side With Very Fucking Lame April 1st Press Release
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The twenty-person team behind all media and social messaging for the Betoota-based travel agency DiamantinAIR are this morning relishing in the one day...
NRMA Announces New Comprehensive Insurance Package For AR-15s
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Australian gun enthusiasts will soon be able to comprehensively insure their AR-15s under a new insurance policy with the NRMA.
This follows a three...
One Nation Consults NRL For Tips On How Deal With Leaked Videos You’d Prefer People Don’t See
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Pauline Hanson has today paid an unexpected visit to the NRL Central to seek advice from the rugby league executives on how to...
Fucken Morons Accuse Disgraceful Australian Media Of Having An Anti-Fucken Moron Agenda
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One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has labelled today a "day of shame" for the Australian media after they reported on a documentary made by...
Al Jazeera Sends Undercover Reporter To Engadine Maccas To Investigate What Happened In 1997
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An explosive investigation has revealed there may be merit to the vicious rumour surrounding an incident that took place in dining area of...
Dastyari Says He Was On The Sauce Both Times He Got Caught Doing Dodgy Shit With The Chinese
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Disgraced former Labor Senator Sam Dastyari has today come out and provided context to his treasonous actions that saw him forced into resignation...
Local Bloke In Strife With The Misso For Coming Home Pissed And Asking The NRA For $20M Again
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Local gyprock specialist, Craig Grantley (55) appears to be in the dog house tonight.
This comes after a sporadic Monday night knock off...
James Ashby Literally Last Male On Earth To Learn That Saying “I Was On The Sauce” Doesn’t Fly
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Millions of men around the country have sighed this afternoon, after it was reported that One Nation staffer attempted to blame the grog...
NRA: We Opted Against Dealing With One Nation Out Of Fear That It Was A Sacha Baron Cohen Skit
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The National Rifle Association has today released a statement regarding the revelations that One Nation staffers had flown to Washington DC in an...
