NRL Players Advised To Win An Oscar If They Want To Stay Out Of Trouble
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The mouth-breathing working class morons who play that neckless brand of 'sportsball' for a living have been advised today that if they want...
ASIO Believe Peter Dutton’s Close Ties To China May Have Started With Mid-Life Crisis Tattoo
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Several ASIO officials are reportedly being treated for PTSD today after having to closely study shirtless photos of the Member For Dickson, in...
The Nightwatchman Says Aussies Prefer Cars With A Bit Of Grunt Like His 2012 Hyundai Santa Fe
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The Nightwatchman has accused Labor of declaring a "war on the weekend" with its plan for half of all new cars to be electric...
Paleos Take A Turn At Shutting Down Melbourne
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Melbourne's paleo community have taken to the streets today to demand the rest of the nation adhere to their chosen lifestyle and diet.
This...
Vegan Protestor On Remand Forced To Watch MAFS Finale As Punishment
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A number of vegan protestors arrested today in Melbourne will be forced to watch the Married...
Melbourne’s Vegan Protests Lose Momentum As Activists Begin Napping Due To Iron Deficiencies
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Melbourne's animal rights activists are starting to slow down this morning, after coming out of the gates hard with a lot of shouting...
Link Established Between Owning A Pink Motorola Razr In 2004 And Aspiring To Be On MAFS
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A recent report by the Institute Of Australian Nightclub Door Girls has found that 98% of people who put their hands up to...
Splendour Contractually Obliged To Include Emu Export Tent For Tame Impala And Pond
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The blokes from Powderfinger and the other organisers behind the iconic Splendour In The Grass arts and music festival have finally announced...
Local FIFO Accepts Friend Request From Fake Sex Worker For Entire Family And Friends To See
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Local fly-in-fly-out oil and gas worker Brendan Wilton (52) has today been caught out pulling a sneaky one, as he approaches the halfway...
Bill Shorten Joins F45 In An Attempt To Develop A Vaguely Memorable Personality Trait
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In a radical new effort to avoid Michael Daleying his Steven Bradbury, Labor leader Bill Shorten has today looked to fill a gaping...
