Easter Long Weekend Peak Hour Found To Be The Best Time To Teach Your Idiot Kid How To Drive
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A recent report by the NRMA has found that there is no better time to educate your dim-witted teenager on road safety...
Cayman Islands Bank Managers Treat Themselves To Some Delicious Murray Darling Water
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Several employees of a prominent offshore banking service have today meet up for their annual post-weekend gasbag around a wildly expensive Cayman...
Abbott’s Wife Makes Him Call Baird To See If There’s Any Job Openings In The Banking Sector
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The Member For Warringah, Tony Abbott, has today been forced to acknowledge that there is a good chance he will be voted out...
Uso’s Bumbag Now Verging On Full Blown Purse
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Once reserved solely for ticket inspectors and suburban dads on holidays, the renaissance of the fabled bumbag as a fashion item appears to...
Berejiklian Flies To France To Advise On Tasteful Luxury Apartments In Notre Dame Restoration
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As the world grieves the partial destruction of one of European societies most treasured feats of architecture, pressure is now being applied to...
Folau’s Rude Comments About Liars, Drunkards And Thieves Rules Out Any Support From Government
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Despite the fact that they are both adherents to the same pentecostal denomination, The Nightwatchman is yet to show any form of support...
Paris Locals Say They Knew It Was A Bad Idea To Sell Notre Dame To An Outback QLD Publican
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The iconic Notre Dame cathedral has been significantly damaged in a fire that has ripped through its roof and spire but the priceless...
Virginia Trioli Praised For Her Important Work As A Bogan-Whisperer
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The people of Queensland have today issued a formal apology for the behaviour of our mouth-breathing politicians on last night's episode of Q&A.
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Local Red Nut Can’t Believe He Was Left Off Izzy’s List
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Local firecrotch Nigel Crimson (30) says after a lifetime of being the but of easy jokes, he's actually surprised that his people were...
Terrified Barista Informs Peter Dutton That They’ve Run Out Of The Blood Of Detained Refugees
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A Strathpine hospitality worker has today been left with the gruelling task of informing Peter Dutton that his cafe is unable to meet...
