Turnbull’s Retirement Now Rendered Pointless After No One Asks To Paint Him For The Archibald
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After not yet receiving a job at NAB or Macquarie Bank, former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull is beginning to regret his retirement from...
Shorten Makes Effort To Match ScoMo’s Campaign Blokeyness By Drinking Schooner In A Dunk Tank
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After being criticised by the Australian Press Gallery for not 'doing things' that they can take awkward photos of present out of context,...
One Nation Nearly Overtakes Australian Theatre For Our Country’s Most Gropey Baby Boomers
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Pauline Hanson’s vetting procedure has come into question once again today, after another One Nation candidate is exposed for for getting a bit...
Freakishly Tall Mate Pops A Squat In Group Photo
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Local longfella Pete 'Pistol' Sauer has today moved quickly to provide a more aesthetic average height to his group of mates.
During a...
James Faulkner Receives Short Burst Of Unsolicited DMs
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In the middle of a volatile pre-election news cycle that has seen countless political scandals, mass killings and documented examples of highly...
Report: Holden Vs Ford Just A Male Version Of Astrology
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A new study has found that the age-old rivalry between Holden drivers and Ford drivers has been found to be nothing more...
ALP Asks Pro-Adani Activists To Park Their CFMEU Emblazoned Luxury Work Utes Behind The Pub
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As the Coalition's odds for an election win continue to close in just weeks off the election, Labor have today encountered another...
Ex-Misso Goes Full Natalie Joyce
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In an unfortunate turn of events, a local man has today had to come to terms with the fact that his ex-misso...
Long Weekend Of Debauchery Leaves Local Man Feeling As Bad As Australian Cinema
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Local man, Simon Benson (21) didn't think it was possible to feel as bad as he does today.
He says he feels worse...
Labor Party In Damage Control After Bradbury Escapes From The Broom Cupboard For A Light Jog
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Labor powerbrokers are today calling for all party members to keep their eyes out for the Leader of The Opposition today, after...
