Report Finds Over 85% Of Greens Voters Can Be Rehabilitated With A Hug From Dad
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A recent study by the AMA Queensland has found that the concerning rise of diagnosed greens voters is one of the most easily...
Liam Hemsworth Misinterprets Met Gala’s ‘Camp’ Theme And Rigs Up Hilux Roof Tent On Red Carpet
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The annual Met Gala took place over the weekend at the famed Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume, featuring A-list celebrities wearing outfits by...
Di Natale Specifically Requests Free-Range Eggs In Case Anyone Was Thinking About It
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Following the second egging of an elected Australian politician in three months, MPs and Senators across the country are being today briefed on...
C.W.A Members Horrified To Learn Largest Scone In Albury Was Egg-Free
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The Nightwatchman's enormous nut has today been awarded the coveted largest scone in Albury, despite being egg free.
This comes as the Prime Minister...
Local Uni Offers Indian Students Unique Opportunity To Study Alongside Heaps Of Other Indians
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The Betoota Campus of the University Of Western Queensland has today been praised for it's unique foreign student program, which is providing subcontinental...
7-Foot-Tall Brumby Ruins Dinner Party After Uninvited Greens Voter Lets Rip On Politics
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May is tipped to be the worst ever month to host a dinner party with more than six guests, that's according to the...
Liberal Voter Bursts Into Tears After Finding Bag Of GetUp! Paraphernalia In Son’s Bedroom
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A staunch 50-something Liberal voter from deep in a previously safe blue-ribbon seat has today been humbled by this crazy thing called life.
As...
Sporadic Fainting Just Part Of Cleansing Process On Juice Diet, Says Recently Single Coworker
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Claudia Piklet (26) says the first two weeks of her new health kick was always going to be the worst.
She explained to our...
Liberal Party Targets Youth Voters With Cool New Social Media Savvy Candidate
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Following the news that Tasmanian Liberal Party candidate Jessica Whelan has resigned after making violent anti-Muslim comments on social media, Scott Morrison has...
Teenage IGA Employee Insists On Having Smoko Break In His Car With The Windows Up
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Local supermarket check-out-kid Roger (18) is reportedly going against the grain in his workplace of seven, sometimes eight.
For one, he doesn't say shit...
