Dutton’s Security Detail Can’t Wait Til Sunday When They Can Stop Pretending To Like The Cunt
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With an immediate reshuffle in government departments expected over the weekend, and a number of Liberal Party identities to be out of work...
Uncle Tone Deaf Criticised For Gammin Comments About Bob Hawke
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Former Prime Minister Uncle Tone Deaf has today been criticised for showing an uncharacteristic lack of respect for his elders, following his most...
Local Bum Sacks Apprentice For Not Turning Up To Work
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Local business owner, Frank King-Creditze (50) has today proven that he is nothing more than a wealth-hoarding grub with no respect for what...
Labor In-Fighting Resolved As Shorten Promises Albo The Role Of Minister For Ten Second Cars
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After years of fierce rivalry and factional peanut-throwing, the Labor Party has stood united today for the first time since Keating.
The final concession...
Katter’s Staffers Struggle To Explain He Doesn’t Need To Talk Into Landline During Skype Call
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With the election just days away, and thousands of undecided voters in the mighty Kennedy electorate - The Honourable Bob Katter III MP...
Gay Corporate Excited To Finally Vote Liberal Without Feeling Guilty About Marriage Equality
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Julian Hunxley has always been firm in his beliefs that the ideal political party is one that balances between socially progressive and fiscally...
Dickson Electorate Clouded By Colossal Dark Mark As Peter Dutton Prepares For Final Battle
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As voters in the Dickson Electorate prepare to go to the polls this weekend, it appears that their local member, Peter Dutton MP,...
“I’m Not Really That Into Politics Aye” Says Underpaid Apprentice Who Will Never Own A Home
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A second-year-plumbing apprentice who is on the same wages his dad was 18-years-ago, says he's not really that interested in this weekend's election.
Despite...
Curved Plasma TV Screen Bought With Kevin’s $950 Finally Carks It
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With just six days until the 2019 Federal Election, one local swing-voter feels it might be time to re-elect another Labor government.
Trenton Pedrana...
Tupac-Style Holograms Of Abbott And Turnbull Join The Nightwatchman At Liberal Party Launch
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The Nightwatchman Prime Minister is a big fan of women, the youth, and the disabled. As of 48 hours ago.
After a shocking week...
