New 28-Year-Old Liberal MP Prepares For Transition From Car Salesman To Minister Of Defence
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As Scott Morrison looks set to form a Liberal Government following his first ever election win as Prime Minister, vacancies are now opening...
Manila Sofitel Concierge Finally Locates A Sunbaking George Christensen To Relay The Good News
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Hotel staff from the Sofitel Phillipine Plaza in the famed hedonistic hotspot of Pasay are finally now able to return to work, following...
Bob Brown Leads Coalition To Shock Victory Across Marginal QLD Seats
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Former Greens Party leader and environmentalist Bob Brown is today being praised by the re-elected Morrison government for helping the Coalition retain and...
Shocked Leftie Starting To Think His Farm Invasions Weren’t Received That Well Outside Fitzroy
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"Queensland is full of rednecks" says one Melbourne-based slam poet, Andy Vaxxer (59).
"Why would they vote against their self-interests?"
"How could they not see...
Uncle Tony X Blames Racist Voters For Shame Job Election Result
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Former prime minister Uncle Tony X is reportedly already reaching out to different Indigenous employment services after independent Zali Steggall defeated him in...
Leigh Sales Drags Antony Green To Star Casino To Count Cards During Break From Election Coverage
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The ABC's election rainman Antony Green's arithemacy superpowers have been harnessed this evening by the one person in his life that he trusts.
Rarely...
Malcolm And Lucy Turnbull Laugh Hysterically To Themselves Before Voting For Clive Palmer
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North Bondi Primary School stood still this afternoon, as former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull and his former Lord Mayor of Sydney Lucy Turnbull...
Labor Volunteer In Balenciaga Sneakers Says Albo Will Boost Minimum Wage For Workers Like Us
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As the nation heads out in droves to the pre-polls, Australian voters are now finally given the choice between two options. Scott Morrison...
Nation’s Pubs Experience Sharp Spike In Heavily Embellished Yarns About Hawkie
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The nation is mourning the death of Australia’s 23rd prime minister Bob Hawke, who died yesterday aged 89.
The final day of the 2019...
Media-Deprived Dastyari Found Chained To A Bar Heater In Albo’s Childhood Houso Flats
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With all analysts pointing to a convincing victory for Shorten in tomorrow's Federal Election, it appears the once fragmented ALP has closed ranks...
