Kevin Forced To Mow The Lawn At Kirribilli After Watching PM Neglect His Duties For Months
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After months of cringing through the sheer incompetence of a Morrison government, former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has today arrived at Kirribilli House...
19-Year-Old Work Experience Kid In The PM’s Office Asks The CEO Of Pfizer If He’s On TikTok
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Cody Carringbah, a 19-year-old work experience kid from the office of the Prime Minister, has today revealed that his negotiations are going well...
“It’s Coming Home!!!” Shouts Excited Victorians As Melbourne Records 7 New Community Cases
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If you thought the crowds in Lygon street celebrating the Gli Azzurri victory on Monday morning were raucous, then get ready for a...
Leichhardt Residents Forced To Let Off Flares Indoors While Celebrating Azzurri In Lockdown
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Italy's win against England on penalties at the final of the European Championship has seen days of celebrations amongst the nation's far-flung global...
Toowoomba Also Keen To Talk To Kevin Rudd About Quarantine Facilities They Are Ready To Build
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Business leaders from the rural Queensland epicentre of Toowoomba are taking the lead from the corporates down south who are now bypassing Scotty...
Australia’s Grandfather Forced To Step Up And Raise Us After Dad Skips Town During Pandemic
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GRAMPA KEV: Australian voters are today thankful for the community of ex-politicians that still remain diplomatically active, after it was revealed that a...
Scotty Asks Gladys If She Can Pull Back On The Constant References To How Bad He’s Fucked Up
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WE POINT THE FINGER AT DAN, REMEMBER? Scotty From Marketing has come out again today to make a mess of public health recommendations,...
Only Coworker Who’s Been Going Into The Office Definitely Using The Fuck Out Of Your Mug
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With up to 70% of Australia’s population either going in or coming out of lockdown, the nation’s officeworkers are operating at peak efficiency,...
Sydney’s Lebanese Community At Breaking Point After Two Weeks Without A Visit To The Barber
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First they took away his weekly ritual of backing the trailer in at Brighton-Le-Sands and spending four hours cutting hoops in the ocean...
“Good News, Our Rates Of 1st Jabs For Left-Handed People Aged 90-93 Is 13% Higher Than April”
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In his second public appearance in one month, Scotty From Marketing has fronted a press scrum outside his multimillion dollar tax payer funded...
