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10 October 2016. 13:25 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After scouring the country for Australia's most Ordinary Rig, swimwear brand Budgy Smuggler has proven that the husky gent is far more romantically attractive than the Wahlberg-esque Calvin Klein model. Hundreds of beautiful women have camped out overnight to get their hands on the 2nd release of tickets to Australia's first ever supersize...

4 October 2016. 09:25 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local jet-ski owner, Bryden Foreman (38) says the next four weeks are going to be so fucking classic. As a father of three in Sydney's North-Western suburbs, Bryden doesn't think there is much chance that the imminent presidential election will affect him that much, which is why he thinks it would be so...

29 September, 2016. 20:25 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The National Rugby League has today crumbled amid mounting pressure from both the Cronulla Sharks FC and their fans, announcing that ANZ Stadium will be serving a special edition 'Shark Juice' on Sunday's Grand Final against the Melbourne Storm. The demands were made earlier in the year during Cronulla's marathon 16-match undefeated...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local kid, Alex Simons (8) has just come back from a family holiday at Noosa with some really edgy rumours. While hanging out with some kids of the same age that he met on the beach, Alex was informed of the international schoolyard urban myth about the American musician, Marilyn Manson. According to these random kids...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local father of three is in hospital today with two broken fingers, a fracturing a hip and a severe concussion after a midlife crisis left him for dead on a suburban embankment. Andrew Loughton (45) was found by a bushwalker, head-to-toe in Lycra at around 8:00am this morning. "He looked like he had been trying to fill a void left...

21 September, 2016 15:35 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With over 60,000 units of The Betoota Advocate's new book sold in just 48 hours, the race is on for thousands of disengaged adult sons across the nation to secure their copy of a book that has just enough swearing in it to make Dad laugh no matter what. The Betoota Advocate's first ever venture into...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Regional media across the country can today confirm that ARU selectors have been spotted outside of the affluent metropolitan suburbs of Brisbane and Sydney for the first time since 1996. Mudgee newsagent, Ken, says he was puzzled when he saw two athletic looking cityfolk dressed in Wallabies merchandise at his son's football match over the weekend. "I...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After just 35 minutes in the pub, every person sitting at the table reserved for Out-Bush magazine's quarterly staff drinks have decided to pack in. With what looked to be an endless bar tab and a good crowd solid drinkers and - Managing Director, Ben Bridle, can't understand what went wrong. "I'd been down the street buying a pack...

25 August, 2016. 13:02 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact CHAOS REIGNED AS THREE wild beasts burst through the door of their local Sizzler restaurant in Brisbane's north this afternoon, wanting nothing more than to loosen their belts and get full. Leaving no stone unturned, the trio meticulously pillaged each buffet in a systematic, yet utterly gluttonous act of greed. Early estimates...

25 August, 2016. 10:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact FROM EARLY NEXT YEAR, Sydney's Daily Telegraph will begin to roll out colour-in front pages in a bid to increase its circulation 'now and into the future'. A News Corp spokesman made the announcement today in light of many of the paper's competitors releasing statements in recent months that outline their plans to...