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Young Lawyer’s Life Now At The Point Where Strava Is His Social Media Of Choice

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young Betoota Grove man is crushing it right now, it can be confirmed. The 27-year-old solicitor Hugo Huntington-Jones is well on the...

Storm Take Lebron’s Advice And Use Ski Goggles To Keep Great Northern Out Of Their Eyes

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT NBA superstar and current GOAT of the game, LeBron James has today revealed to The Advocate the story behind the 'celebration goggles.' "Players...

“I Can Host Kick-Ons If Need Be” Says Bloke That Knows No One Is Keen For The 40 Minute Cab

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local bloke has generously offered to host kick-ons at his, though it’s highly unlikely anyone will take him up on his offer. Anthony...

Lobster Tank In Foyer Of Chinese Restaurant Says More Than Any Yelp Review Could

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT According to seasoned food critic (no pun intended) Alan Russell-Smith, there’s a relatively easy way restaurant-goers can quickly determine how good a Chinese...

Government About To Hit A Trillion In Debt Still Acting Like $52 Million Gas Plan Will Save Us

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has today quadrupled down and confirmed that a 'gas led Covid recovery plan' is the way of the future. Prime...

Demand For Solar Panels Increases By 10% As Australians Take Advantage Of Daylight Savings

FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Daylight Savings in all civilised parts of Australia started on October 4 but already Solar Panel Retailers have reported a 25% increase...

Token Country Music Fan Can Show You A Few Songs On Spotify A Bit Later If You Come To Kick Ons

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A bloke who didn’t grow up in the big smoke can show ya'll some real music a bit later on, it can be...

Hot Mess Gladys Posts A “Take.Me.Back” Post From Her Trip To The Amalfi Coast In 2018

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Premier has found herself doing a bit of reminiscing today After a week of explosive revelations with ICAC questioning her judgment over...

Government Rolls Out New Mental Health Program Offering Free Sessions With Drunk Girls In Bar Bathrooms

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT The federal government has today rolled out a new mental health program that’s set to completely flip the mental health system on...

Local Woman Calls Ceasefire On Cold War With Best Friend To Deliver Juicy Goss

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local besties Eliza Woodward and Jeanine Toddle are not on speaking terms as a result of some boy troubles, it’s reported. It’s alleged that...

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