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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After another succesful Falls Festival and annual New Years Eve celebrations, Byron Bay in New South Wales' north coast has begun the annual baggie emu parade. Byron Mayor, Banjo Clementé says this year's clean up looks to break records. "Everyone is under the impression that this town is a relaxed stoner hub" "Anyone who's been here in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has been left speechless by the actions of a 27-year-old backpacker currently working behind the bar at the Mooloolaba Surf Club. It is believed the Brazilian hospitality professional, who goes by the name of Marcelo, failed to inform Mr Joyce that the house rum was actually the Cuban brand of Havana Club, before...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the only 130 kilogram black man in his wife's entire extended family, local Kiwi, AJ Lepepe knows he's already going to have a polarising presence at their annual boozy Christmas lunch next week. That's the way he likes it. He says he loves standing out, especially when it comes to talking about things that Aussies don't like...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A suspiciously nice guy within the outer social circle of local bricklayer, Bryce Hartley is either a Christian or something much sinister, the 25-year-old Birdsville resident has concluded. Bryce reckons the man in question, Andy (22) is fucking suss. "Mate, you can't be married up at that age and not have something funny going on" he says, while browsing...

LEROY PERCIVAL | Music Editor | CONTACT It was panic stations in the high-rises and harbour-side mansions of Flumes management team recently as word spread that Flume, just hours before the first leg of his Splendour act, had left his USB stick at home. Tour promoter Jo ‘Money’ Baggs expressed his anger in an unofficial statement recently. “He has two fucking jobs to do, keep his...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following a monumental win for for workers rights, the unions have today called for "an immediate end" to an ongoing boycott of Carlton United Brewers beer and cider products Earlier this year, thousands of people rallied in support of the workers, who fell under the controversial Catalyst Services Enterprise Agreement 2014, which was rolled out at CUB's Abbotsford plant in Melbourne. Local...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The patron saint of being able to punch someone in the face with class, Perth boxer Danny Green, has today called out a cocky Kangaroo who has made international headlines this week after being punched in the face in a viral hunting video. The 4-year-old kangaroo, who goes by the name of Quentin, has been accused by Green of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent survey by the CSIRO has found that 70% of the people who drink until they are not conscious at Australian house parties, are the type of people who came with another group and no one really knows who they are. Proffesor Lote Meninga, from the Queensland laboratory says it's an obscure phenomenon, but one that reoccurs right...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister John Howard has been apprehended by security guards outside of Peter Dutton MP's electoral office this morning, as he attempted to save the great legacy of the Liberal National Party. The 77-year-old Order Of Australia recipient appeared to show complete disregard for the for the strict gun laws he implemented in 1997, as he blatantly...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Former Deputy Prime Minister appeared rather distant during question time today, as he spent up to 45 minutes fantasising about the upcoming Joyce Christmas at Mooloolaba. While Treasurer Scott Morrison sparred with opposition MP's about plans for extra schools funding, the Member for New England began to drift off, while thinking about a tray full of Moreton...