NSW State Government Turns To Siberia To Find Premier Without Conflict Of Interest
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
In a clear case of desperate times calling for desperate measures, the NSW Government has turned to Siberia in an attempt to...
Australian Women Shocked Man Who Entered Self Into Cleo Bachelor Of The Year Actually A Creep
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The rubble continues to pile up in Canberra today, after the ABC's crack investigative team at Four Corners broke the news that entitled...
Americans That Find Joy In Calling People Triggered Snowflakes Now Triggered Snowflakes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some rapidly developing news from the United States of America, vast swathes of people who used to enjoy branding others snowflakes are...
Cashier Sent Into Panic As Customer Interrupts Transaction To Say They’ve Got The Exact Change
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
It’s said that if every person worked in customer experience at least once in their lives, the world would be a kinder place.
If...
ScoMo Accidentally Puts His Melbourne Cup Money Into The Smokes Machine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
"Fuck!"
Those were the words coming out of Scott Morrison's mouth after he left a North Sydney pub this afternoon.
Heading down to put...
Report: Mum And Dad Spending More Time On Facebook Than You Did In High School
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Nine years ago, millennial Tessa Paulo (26) was promised by her parents that Facebook would rot her brain.
Turns out, Paulo’s parents weren’t wrong...
Influencer’s Whose Audience Is 90% School Boys And Tradies Urges People Not To Vote For Trump
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact
Desperate to prove to her followers how woke she is, local personal trainer Tiffany Wales took to Instagram today share a...
Sky News Uncover CCTV Footage Of Kevin Rudd Chowing Down On Some Bats In Wuhan Late Last Year
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Kevin Rudd is patient zero for coronavirus, according to the Murdoch media.
Grainy CCTV footage, purported to have been recorded in November last year,...
Plasterer Somehow Sheets Entire Floor Without Hiding Any Bottles Of Piss Inside The Walls
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local plasterer has received a stirring round of applause today, after managing to pull off an incredible achievement.
The subbie at one...
CSIRO Ask NRL For Permission To Study The Conversations Munster And Cheese Are Having On Day 3
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The national scientific research body has today made a strange request.
In a phone call with NRL boss Peter V'Landys this morning, a...
