Worst Queensland Team In 40 Years Actually Doesn’t Go Too Bad
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news from the city of Brisbane, 'the worst Queensland side in 40 years' actually isn't too bad.
In hindsight, they're...
Fired Up Queenslander Asks Alexa To Play THAT Raging Bull Video
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the decider draws perilously close,
Queensland fans across the state and the country are beginning to get pretty
wound up, it can be confirmed...
Palaszczuk Gives Go-Ahead For Naked Foam Parties In The Valley After Maroon Victory
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In what will be a big win for the Queensland economy and lovers of the morally grey touching of strangers, QLD Premier Annastacia...
Card-Carrying Union Mate Really Playing Down Seriousness Of Yet Another Federal Police Raid
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local Betoota Ponds electrician, Keiran Nutley (27) has today once again dismissed the actions of the Australian Federal Police as nothing but a...
Simple Oat Cookie Recipe Preceded By Three Page Long Story About Summer Spent In Naples
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A woman’s simple quest for an oat cookie recipe has unfortunately resulted in an impromptu reading marathon, as every food blogger seems...
David Koch Sparks A Blunt Live On Air To Celebrate 20 Years Since The Chronic 2001 Dropped
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Older Australian TV viewers have called for David 'Kochie' Koch to be axed from Sunrise, after a segment on today's show in which...
Nation Fears A Second Adelaide Lockdown Will Result In Christopher Pyne Writing A Screenplay
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
When it comes to new outbreaks of the pandemic, the attention is no longer on Melbourne anymore.
South Australian Health authorities are working around...
Bloke Who Worshipped The Jocks In High School Naturally Progresses To Becoming A Club Promoter
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
In high school, local bloke Jake Hollingworth had been somewhat of a dweeb as he was neither good at sports nor particularly funny....
Bloke Who Won’t Give Money To Homeless Because ‘They’ll Buy Drugs’ About To Do Exact Same Thing
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Local man Jake Nottingham has today revealed his real reasons behind not giving homeless people money, though no one’s asked his opinion on...
Failing Student Hopes Last Minute Synonym Change Will Mask What Is Clearly 80% Plagiarism
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Local student Beth Thomas swore to herself that she’d never start an assignment on the day it was due ever again.
This promise was...
