Nation Expected To Thank Man Responsible For 2020
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Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t be any more of a shark shit fight, you now have to start shopping and see your...
“I Don’t Need Alcohol To Have Fun” Says Mate Who Needs Cocaine To Have Fun
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The world of journalism has gone into overdrive at the moment after the revelation that Old City District based product designer Cory Kibble...
Bloke Who Starts Every Morning With A Dart And Can Of V Doesn’t Get This Bubble Tea Thing
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Luke Kelly (34) is a simple man.
He likes stubby holders with funny things on them, group chats without women and having quite a...
Local Girl’s Selfless Philanthropy On Hold After Bag Of Old Clothes Left In Boot For 6 Months
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Local woman, Ali Carey has decided she needs to try and be a better person and has committed to being more selfless -...
Local Woman Quietly Notifies Friendship Group She’s Seeing Ex Again By Turning Off Location
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Local woman Ella Clarke is done with the bullshit.
There’s only so much one person can take and Ella’s bullshit quota has been...
Local Girl Revisits Her Own Instagram Story To See How She’s Perceived By Everyone Else
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Local woman Claire Mathieson likes to think she doesn’t care what people think of her - but that’s a flat out lie.
Though the...
PM Warns Against ‘Trial By Media’ With Alleged War Crimes The ABC Got Raided For Looking Into
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today taken a break from his quarantine photoshoots to address all the stuff that's been in the...
You Scrub Up All Right’ Closest Thing To A Compliment Regional Dad Is Capable Of
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A local regional dad has today shown an uncharacteristically tender side to his personality after his youngest daughter Katie made an effort with...
Local Woman Can’t Tell If She Likes Song Or It’s Just Been Drummed Into Her Brain
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Council administrator Eileen Coulter (26) doesn't know what to believe anymore after finding herself drumming her fingers to a song she was previously...
Boyfriend Relieved To Find Out Life’s Woes Are Caused By Balls Of Gas In Space
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Like many Australians with a respiratory system, recently redundant e-commerce specialist Garth Gould (32) of Betoota Heights is having an absolute bomb of...
