Fuck It, Kanye Demands Recount Too
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
In shock news that could alter the course of the US election, rapper Kayne has also demanded a recount based on doubts...
Dulux Confirms Personnel In Charge Of Naming Paint Colours Are Not Subject To Drug Testing
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
In news that comes as a surprise to absolutely nobody, Dulux has confirmed that the personnel responsible for naming paint colours are...
Ginger’s A Superfood Says Health Conscious Woman Opting For A Bundy Over A Coke
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A
local woman with a holistic view of her health has today made a responsible
call.
Enjoying
a bit of a hungover sushi lunch with her...
Government Demands ABC Answer Why Juicy Hot Goss Is In The Public’s Interest
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The pressure is on at the ABC as the federal government has demanded the taxpayer funded organisation (for now) answer as to how...
Australians Stranded Overseas Sneak Home Disguised As International Students
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Although 36,875 Australians are currently stranded overseas due to COVID-19, that number is on track to go down to 36,870 thanks to the...
Seventh Grader Really Nailing Holocaust Presentation With Exciting PowerPoint Slide Transitions
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Unlike most kids his age, drama kid Charlie Mills loves nothing more than getting up in front of the class.
In fact, he’s...
Opinion: Let The Man Who HASN’T Done A Shoey Out Of Dead Afghan’s Leg Cast The First Stone
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Here we go again.
The fucking leftie soft cock brigade on Twitter is up in arms again.
Surprise surprise I hear you say.
Today the...
1 Million Uyghurs In Detention Camps Praise China’s Humanitarian Stance On War Crimes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Chinese Government has today received some support from a very unexpected voter block.
With Scott Morrison doing everything he can to drum...
Can’t Help But Laugh! Local Boss Expects Bloke To Answer Phone On Saturday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The days he spent behind a bar and picking up glasses is behind him - so too is the...
Bottleshop Worker Saves Time By Coward Punching Bloke Buying Little Fat Lamb
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Bottleshop worker Aaron Menzies (26) has been praised by his workplace and community for delivering effective time management during these unprecedented times that...
