Local Bushie Casually Flicks Away Huntsman Spider With His Bare Hand
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local bush dweller Kelvin Leischie (33) has nothing to prove.
While his city dwelling cousins work 18 hour days trying to afford a deposit...
Aboriginal Flags At Half Mast After American Country Music Singer Charley Pride Dies Aged 86
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander community are in mourning today, following the news that American singer Charley Pride, the first black...
Morning Stroll Ruined As Woman Suddenly Becomes Aware She Can’t Separate Toes In Shoes
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Popping on a pair of white sneakers as she walks out the door, local woman Chloe Thompson braces herself for the impact of...
Stoner Share House Decides Which Decorations Will Hang In Their Home Until May
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Realising there are no Christmas decorations in her sharehouse, PR executive Naomi Killian (25) has taken it upon herself to get her housemates...
Local Woman Resorts To Slice Of Processed Cheese After Failing To Find Anything Good In Fridge
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Scanning her fridge for an appropriate midnight snack, local woman Jasmine Thompson is disappointed to discover she’s severely lacking any savoury snacks.
The...
5 Am Quest To Keep The Party Going Brought To A Depressing End By Distant Caw Of A Plover Bird
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A wise man once said ‘nothing good ever happens after 2:00 am’ - and the exact same logic can be applied to a...
Local Bloke Fights Suspicious Feeling That Alarm Hasn’t Gone Off In Case He Misses Out On Extra Sleep
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
As local bloke Samuel Johnston lies in bed and stares at the ceiling, he finds himself in a terrible conundrum.
You see, he has...
Local Woman Peacefully Falls Asleep To The Soothing Sounds Of A Graphic True Crime Podcast
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Snuggled up in bed, local woman Amelia Hardgrave scrolls on her phone to see what her YouTube recommended has to offer.
As someone who...
One Nation Voter Yet To See Any Notable Improvements In Life After 9 Months Of Closed Borders
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
For Beaudesert hairdresser, Kandise Coolwell (55), Pauline Hanson represented a political voice that was often forgotten by the experts in Canberra.
All of...
Pfizer Announces Successful Trial Of Duckface Vaccine
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
As the release date for a COVID-19 vaccine draws closer, other critical medical trials have been largely overlooked by the media, despite...
