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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former PM Tony Abbott has today joined other conservative minor party politicians in accusing the Australian Bureau of Statistics of driving a 'leftie' bias agenda - after a record number of people who claim “no religion” has overtaken Catholics in the 2016 Census Results. The most recent results show that “no religion” rose from 22.6 per cent to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report from the Department Of Foreign Affairs And Trade has found the most important part of any pre-travel preparation is the 'departure gate photo' - usually taken by a parent before beginning a two-hour run-around with customs. The photo, which is usually captioned with something like "see ya " ranks higher than passport drama...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Hey Hey It's Saturday regular and Skyhooks guitarist, Red Symons, has today confirmed all rumours about the colour of his neck, and how it is responsible for his nickname, after making a series of bizarre and racially loaded comments in an interview on his ABC radio show this morning. An edited version of Symon's spicy interview with...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local neo-nazi skinhead Bryce Cantrell (19) says he is sick of the attitudes held by people who don't seem to care about Australia's proud history. Bryce says he became a staunch anti-multiculturalist at the age of 15, which coincidentally was around the same time his parents divorced, leaving him without a father figure to guide him through some...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local girl, Shannon Varbetti (27) has today taken to social media to pay tribute to 'one of her best friends and rock for so many years' - a close friend named Clare, who's birthday is today. In a surprising move, the photo tribute, which has racked up close to 120 likes on social media this morning - actually isn't...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local bloke, Woodsy, refuses to acknowledge that his tag-a-long mate from another social circle is actually way funnier and charismatic than people give him credit for. Despite his housemates and other friends insisting his good mate Joey is actually a bit of a drain, Woodsy says it's because his unique sense of humour often goes over people's heads. "You...

LEROY PERCIVAL | Music Editor | CONTACT Friends of Robert Winborough have slowing begun withdrawing him from social invite lists, fed up that the self-confessed reformed smoker has been punishing there hard-earned packs of ciggies. Winborough, 25, has been arriving at social gatherings armed only with his unique orange Bic lighter, quickly pulling up anyone who could potentially put it in their pocket by mistake. There...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Police will have 20,000 fully-armed officers on stand-by in Circular Quay over the next fortnight, As Sydney will be transformed into a 'spectacular display of light, creativity and ideas' - as the state forks out close to $10 million in power bills to shine cool pictures on landmarks. Sydney is reportedly really excited to show off their...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Member for Dawson, George Christensen MP has today owned up to his past life as a plus-sized male model in the early 1990's. Just one month after he last made headlines for outsourcing his weight-loss surgery to a Muslim country, the son of sugarcane barons in North Queensland has admitted to posing for the 1996 breakthrough Matchbox 20...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Federal Member For Fairfax, Clive Palmer, was reportedly running late for all of today's engagements after an unfortunate start to the morning. After dressing himself in fine Italian leather and linen for a big day of business, the mining magnate and Tim Tim-enthusiast found himself in an unfortunate predicament after stepping on his grog dog's grog bog. "Oh, blast!"...