Fledgeling Real Estate Agent Immediately Shunned For Not Adopting Slicked Back Haircut
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A young real estate agent has allegedly been shunned by the entire team at ‘Betoota Heights Realtors’, for not adopting the appropriate dress...
Bloke Visiting Family For Chrissy Spends Majority Of Time Providing Tech Support To Relatives
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If Patrick Bohmer knew he’d end up working over the Christmas holiday break, he would have stayed in the office and at...
Only Child Not Letting Anyone Else Play As Yoshi
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Old habits are in need of Victorian-style assisted dying laws in Betoota Heights as only child Mark Bright (26) is still not letting...
Hot Air Balloon Once Again The Most Impractical Form Of Air Travel After TigerAir Shutdown
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An aviation industry report has confirmed a suspicion held by many air travellers, by confirming that hot air balloons are once again...
Children Shocked To Hear Mum Offer Health Advice That’s Not ‘Have Some Water’
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Twins in the Old Town are in shock today after hearing their mother offer health advice that didn’t relate to potential dehydration.
The Advocate can confirm...
Irish In-Law Forced Into Fielding In Backyard Cricket Didn’t Ask For Any Of This
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As any brand advertising during the cricket will tell you, the summer is a great time for backyard cricket.
Yep, after watching the heroes...
Aunty Bonnie’s Cold Pasta Salad Fails To Get Any Takers At Family Christmas Lunch
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Proving that the holiday cheer doesn’t always instil a sense of generosity, wet blanket Aunt Bonnie reportedly rocked up to a family Christmas...
Local Bloke Keeps Mental Tab On Everyone’s Meal To Figure Out If He Can Go Up For Seconds Yet
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As someone who lives almost entirely on microwaved meals, local bloke Anthony Williams is trying to make the most of his Christmas lunch.
The...
Emo Gladys Briefly Exits Bedroom To Sneak A Plate Of Potato Bake During Family Christmas
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As she angrily listens to LinkedIn Park’s ‘Numb’ on repeat, New South Wales Premier Gladys Berejiklian finds herself internally battling whether or not...
Big Shot Uncle Ruins Christmas By Gifting Presents Outside Of Every Other Uncle’s Price Range
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Much like every other suburban household, Christmas at the Harrisons is often a time of tears, celebration, drunken antics, and the occasional brawl.
If...
