Two Poop Shy Girls Enter Hour Long Stand Off As Neither One Makes A Courtesy Flush
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Two poop shy girls allegedly entered an hour long stand off in a public bathroom today, as neither was able to make a...
Local Bloke Fights Suspicious Feeling That Alarm Hasn’t Gone Off In Case He Misses Out On Extra Sleep
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As local bloke Samuel Johnston lies in bed and stares at the ceiling, he finds himself in a terrible conundrum.
You see, he has...
Valiant Owner Reckons He’s Been Using Push-To-Start For Years
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As automotive manufacturers try to one-up each other with increasingly sophisticated technology, a popular addition to the dashboard of many new cars...
Friends Wonder If Their Mate Knows He And His Girlfriend Look Like Brother And Sister
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A group of friends have had a rather concerned telepathic conversation today after they were introduced to their mate’s new girlfriend.
While the group were...
True Crime Addict Scrambles To Find Something Cheerful To Watch Before Bed
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Local woman, Eliza Thompson isn’t exactly sure why she’s so enamoured by true crime shows.
Or why she seems to enjoy watching them...
Local Man Who Is Financially Secure Enough To Afford A Psychologist Now Doesn’t Need One Anymore
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Looking at him now, you’d never have known local bloke Phillip Edwards had a long history of battling the black dog.
He seems...
Kahlua & Milk Hangover Really Has That Extra Wobble
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It has long been acknowledged that drinking at home allows for a more experimental and less costly inebriation where societal norms are brushed...
Tinder Creep Forced To Describe Genitalia After Phone Camera Breaks
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Local Tinder creep Lindsey Simmons has been forced to resort to 19th century technology to perform his role as a habitual sender of...
Boomer Accurately Predicts Overly Sentimental Facebook Post Won’t Even Get One Share
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Local Boomer Sue Morose has received attention for a unique skill; the ability to accurately predict the number of likes and shares her pointlessly melancholy facebook...
Heavily Typoed Text Message Gives Little Insight Into Mates Wild Night
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As he snuggles deeper into the blankets, a clear-headed Adrian Walker feels pleased with his decision to forego drinks last night.
The thirty-year-old...
