Lattes Wondering What They Did To Offend Conservatives
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Sitting alone in an inner city cafe, local latte Hugh Van Bean (names changed) wondered exactly what he had done to offend Australia’s...
Dog Patiently Waits Until Owner Is Sound Asleep To Check Out What’s Going On In The Bedroom
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local dog has today patiently waited until his owner was sound asleep to launch an investigation into every nook and cranny of...
“Working Half Days Now Are We?” Laughs Old Fella As Apprentice Packs Up 15 Minutes Early
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local chippy has reduced his jobsite to tears this afternoon, after hitting his young apprentice with a classic one liner.
"Working half...
Nation Wondering If One Of These $7.5 Billion Submarines Could Save Women From Being Murdered
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As Australia mourns the violent murder of yet another woman at the hands of a former partner, the question has been posed about...
PM Defends Disaster Milkshake Consent Video: “It Only Cost Us 55 School Teacher Salaries”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Scotty from Marketing has today brushed aside the lingering questions about those weird and confusing sexual consent videos.
Speaking from Canberra this morning...
Byron Residents Protest Netflix Show That Might Expose Some Of The Shit They Overhear In Cafes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The terrified linen-clad residents of Byron Bay have today taken part in a protest against the major US streaming service Netflix, who...
Dental Receptionist Wants To Know If You’re Available On May 28th 2024 For A Follow-Up Appointment
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Local woman Kylie Ranch had simply wanted to get a wisdom tooth checkup when she was put on the spot and asked about...
Milkshake Video Overtakes Stoner Sloth As Weirdest Christian Shit The Libs Have Ever Paid For
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Australian Government has today chalked up a historic achievement.
They have somehow published a weirder educational video than the Stoner Sloth campaign....
Cafe Patron Earns Staff Respect By Letting Them Know He’s In A Hurry
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Cafe staff in French Quarter artisanal coffee roaster and cafe Bean Index have got their nominations ready for the next Australian of the...
“Get Around It” Says Mate Arriving Back From Bar With A Round Of Very Weird Drinks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local dipshit has left his mates shaking their heads this afternoon, it can be confirmed.
Dale Pooley has done so after turning...
