Recently Single Woman Becomes Fully Versed With Every Personality Disorder Known To Man
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
When local woman Evie Williams finally cut the cord with her childhood sweetheart, she thought diving into the realm of dating would be...
Apprentice Shows Off Attention Span As He Rapidly Scrolls TikTok At Full Volume Over Smoko
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A Betoota Heights Apprentice has just been told to fucking pull his head it can be confirmed.
This comes after 18-year-old aspiring plumber...
Government In Debt From Protecting Baby Boomer’s Lungs Now Focused On Protecting Their Assets
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
With the pandemic slowly moving into the rearview locally, the Federal Government has turned its attention to how it can best serve the...
Shit Day At School Made Even Worse After Child Spies Crock Pot Simmering In Kitchen
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle| CONTACT
Local child Sam Turbot cannot seem to catch a break.
Not only did she mess up an important part of her English assignment...
Woodwork Class Made More Exciting By Teacher’s Missing Fingers
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Year 10 students at Betoota Public High received education with a devilish twist today.
According to his peers, Ronald Leighton (54) is a highly...
Fossil Fuel Industry Fuming After Frydenberg Fails To Give Them Final Cut On Federal Budget
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
In a historic moment for the nation, Josh Frydenberg is set to deliver a landmark budget tomorrow night.
For the first time, the...
Pop Deaf Enough That Nan Can Talk Shit About Him When He’s Right There
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
In a sad reminder of the consequences of a life well-lived, Flight Path grandfather of eight, Bob Gardener (81), is losing his hearing,...
Modern Day Socrates Drops Some Of That Fire Philosophical Theory At 6AM Mark During Kick Ons
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A large group of partygoers have unknowingly entered a space in kickons time continuum known as the ‘dnm zone’ or ‘some strangers kitchen’,...
Land Speed Record Broken By R32 Skyline Facing Orange Light
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
The Land Speed Record has again been set in Australia, marking the first time a successful attempt on the record has been made...
Brisbane Dad Messages His Kids In Byron To Warn Of Active Cases 1000km South Of Them
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
In the latest tale of survival, Brisbane dad Ian Grey has sent an urgent message to his Byron Bay based adult children to...
