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Head Stockman Reveals Love Of Hitting Dough-Banging Jackaroos With The Jigger

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN A bit slow off the mark in a northern Australian stockyard, chances are you've been called a 'dough-banging cunt' once or twice in your life. But for Gulf Country stockman Nathan Decanter, he likes to put a bit of AC/DC behind his verbal insults. "Yeah, joog. If you're not light on your...

“Pauline Says What We Are All Thinking” Says Man Who Can’t Understand Daylight Savings

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Gatton man, Bryson Meares (29) says the only politician in this country that appeals to him his Pauline Hanson. Despite often making fun of Pauline Hanson as young boy in the 1990s - Bryson says his views towards the firey-haired protectionist have changed substantially since he began watching breakfast television. "Pauline says what we are all thinking" he...

36 Presents You Could Buy Your Mum If You Weren’t An Entitled Little Gen-Y Fuck

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s Christmas again. A time to really impress your family members with how well you are doing in life. This, of course, is best done through presents. How much are you willing to blow on them? Prices are only going to rise over the next few weeks, as retailers capitalise on your inaction. That’s why you need to...

Little Brother Has A Lot Of Nerve Asking For Donations Towards Pitiful Movember Effort

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The youngest member of the O'Deardon family, Luke (18) isn't getting a cent from his older brothers this Movember. The paramedic student from the Sunshine Coast has made it very clear on both social media and around the dinner table that he is raising money for charity, however his family members have said there are much more deserving...

2016 ARIAS: John Farnham Performs Stirring Rendition Of Kanye West’s ‘Black Skinhead’

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT John Farnham has made headlines around the world after an unexpected appearance at this year’s 30th ARIA Awards. The Australian music industries night of nights did not disappoint when the the 67-year-old took to the stage for final performance It was an ARIA ceremony full of bold statements, with Troye Sivan dedicating his win to "every LGBT kid in Australia" and...

Bloke In Three-Quarter Boardies Still A Virgin On Day 4 Of Schoolies Week

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nigel Griffiths is 18-years-old with the world at his feet. He's just graduated from high school, he has a good job lined up with his dad's mate who works in roofing and he's in the middle of the best week of his life. Schoolies week and the Gold Coast. However, despite the endless amount of canned beer and lightweight...

46 Cool Xmas Gifts For Adult Sons With No Interests Outside Of Blowing Money On Piss

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's that time of the year again. Six weeks 'til Christmas. Time to hit the Westfield. Prices are only going to rise over the next few weeks, as retailers capitalise on our inaction. That's why you need to act now. You've got mum's present sorted. Hand-cream, perfume, framed photo of you. It's pretty easy. A sister is easy too, just some sort...

Basketballer Splashes Out On 1997 Hyundai Excel After Signing Lucrative NBL Contract

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact WHEN YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL basketballer, you can often have your cake and eat it, too - even if you're signed to the Betoota Heights Hawks. South Betoota Polytechnic graduate Hamish Harveiham has reportedly signed what's touted as being one of the biggest QBL contracts in the competition's history, allowing him to splash out on the...

Julian Assange Admits He Was Also Behind BONGO KNOWS

WEDNELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It can be revealed today that the service BONGO KNOWS is in fact operated by WikiLeaks founder, Julian Assange. Following a special investigation by the Advocate it is now known that the popular service among teenagers is run by Julian Assange and anonymous team members from his controversial whistle-blowing network, WikiLeaks. “Bongo Knows” is a text based service whereby people...

Turns Out That Grape-Flavoured Jelly Bean Was Actually A Liquorice One

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Peter Greenholm didn't just stumble upon a YouTube clip of people graphically breaking bones, nor has he eaten any bad oysters lately. The 32-year-old people power campaigner accidentally bit down on a liquorice jellybean while catching up on Stranger Things in a darkened room. Thinking it was a delicious grape-flavored purple bean, he popped it into his gob...

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