Orange Juice Wages War On Freshly Brushed Teeth
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The United Nations is under pressure to officially condemn orange juice after the fruit beverage launched a vicious attack on a set...
Cheryl From Accounts Declares Herself ‘Lit’ In Potential HR Disaster
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
It's official, the silly season is here!
The declaration was made moments ago at a popular bar in Betoota's Old City District, by...
Pocock’s Off Season Plans Sorted After Adani Mine Receives Green Light
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Prominent ball pilferer David Pocock was chuffed to announce this morning that his plans for the rugby offseason have now...
Smudge Says He’s Already Beaten India Anyway And Cricket Australia Can Suck On That
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Fresh from being denied a chance to have his cricketing ban shortened or perhaps even liften, former Test captain...
Senate Told They’ll Have To Wait Until Council Cleanup In May To Dispose Of Their Toxic Garbage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Federal Senators have been told they'll have to wait until the May council cleanup in Canberra next year to...
Selfish, Self-Centred And Rain-Delayed Sydney Commuters Urged To Consider The Farmers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Stressed, late for work and her favourite reality television amateur chef got eliminated last night.
Margot Flower is pissed off.
The bubbly Sydneysider's commute to work...
Monday Night’s Air Of Decorum Shattered By Suburban Patriarch Yelling At Tony Jones
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"You bias prick!" he yelled as family in the next room jumped.
The unsinkable Tony Jones had just rolled his eyes at Tasmanian senator...
Mature Age Online Student Devastated By Inability To Interrupt Lecturer Mid Sentence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A 48-year-old law student from Betoota Grove was left shouting at his computer today.
The empty nester who saw his...
This Monday’s Existential Crisis Made Worse By The Fact It’s Almost December
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
As the D45 bus from the French Quarter meandered its way through Betoota Heights and down to the Old City like the pathetic...
Liberals Reportedly ‘Furious’ At Jesus For Answering Prayers Of Labor Party In Victoria
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Popular secular figure Jesus Christ has told reporters this morning that he's fielded many 'foul-mouthed' and 'mean-spirited' phone calls...
