Bloke Named Trent Claims He Knows How To Get Out Of Jury Duty
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A local chef with a questionable reputation is this evening assuring his mate’s girlfriend that he knows how to get her out of...
Brave Local School Leaver Chooses To Spend Gap Year In Developing Country
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A recent graduate of Betoota Grove's exclusive St Gretel's School for Girls has elected against taking a gap year...
Straight Edge Friend Rewarded For Chaufféuring Stoned Friends To Drive-Thru
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Straight edge uni student Orin Crouch (19) has been rewarded from abstaining from drugs and alcohol by being given the honor of driving...
Returning Uni Student Recounts O-Week Tales Like She’s The First Person To Ever Pull A Cone
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A third-year Liberal Arts major has swanned into the St Anthony’s College common room today with an air of unfounded arrogance about her....
Sales Assistant Loads Up Customer’s Boyfriend With Items Worth Revisiting
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An act of unwilling cross-sentient conversion took place today as sales assistant Maddie Gunn (30) transformed the boyfriend of a shopper into...
V Day Gift Hints Left Around Apartment Result In Day Late Woolies Flowers And Ferrero Rochers
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Local woman Tinacity Willis couldn’t have been more obvious about what she wanted for Valentine’s Day if she tried. For the past fortnight,...
40-Year-Old Man With Nose Ring Got To See Koh Phangan Before All The Tourists
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Local rocker of the bald patch and nose ring combo, Vince “Vinny” Garlin (40), is currently holding hostage a group of early-20s...
Report Finds Rich People Far More Likely To Say Money Can’t Buy Happiness
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A new report released by the World Happiness Organisation (WHO) has today revealed that money can in fact buy happiness and that the...
Local Gambler One Big Multi Away From Buying Long Term Girlfriend A Ring
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Damien (Damo) and his girlfriend, Caitlin, have been dating for nearly a decade, and as the pair are getting to the pointy end...
Domain.com.au Admit Safety Of Suburbs Is Determined By Amount Of Abandoned Trolleys Around
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The latest safety report by real estate website Domain has been released today, outlining the safest suburbs for investors and owner-occupiers.
While the...
