Woman Who Believes In Horoscopes Outraged That Anti-Vaxers Won’t Listen to Science
MATILDA MARTIN | Local News | CONTACT
A Byron Bay woman, who makes her living analyzing people’s personality traits based on the stars, has had it with anti-vaxers and their...
Israel Folau Throws Vegans In There For The Fuck Of It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Disgraced ex-Wallabies star Israel Folau is back in trouble after he ramped up his attack on homosexuals during his latest church sermon....
Responsible Young Couple To Wait Until Election Is Over Before Starting A Family
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Lakes couple say they're waiting until the result of the next election is known before they start...
Deranged Man Thinks He Can Have A $10 Steak Special Cooked Any Other Way Than Medium
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Local RSL diner James Liston (22) displayed some of his childlike naivety today by expecting his $10 steak special to be cooked any...
Local Boomer Sacks Accountant After Having To Actually Pay Fair Amount Of Tax
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A local baby boomer has stormed out of his accountant’s office this week after his accountant dared to suggest that the boomer’s tax return might not...
Local Teacher Devastated Little Shit Has Ruined Her Future Baby Name
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A local teacher has been left absolutely livid today after 10 years of mental planning and research have come crashing down around her....
Lismore Woman Pushing The Envelope A Bit With The ‘I Live Just Outside Of Byron Thing’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
It has been confirmed this morning that a young woman from the cosmopolitan regional centre that is Lismore is pulling the piss a...
Former School Bully Rebrands As Holistic Naturopath After A Youth Spent Encouraging Bulimia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A young alumna from the Royal Sacred Queensbridge College in Betoota Grove sat down with The Advocate today to talk about her incredible, and...
Mum Admits She Really Should Get Cracking On Easter
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With just under a month until a low-key family brunch, mum has today admitted to the fact that she really hasn't given it...
“Kiss Me I’m Irish!” Says Man From Inverell
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Amongst the civil unrest in the southern state of New South Boomerstan, a man born and raised in the rural town of Inverell...
