Adventure Tourism Industry Seeking Sky Diving Instructors Who Know How To Count Past Two
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A leaked job application form for a local sky diving company has today revealed that applicants are only required to have the numeracy...
Conveyer Belt Toaster Making Slightly Burnt Bread Look Like A Bigger Deal Than It Is
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
What would have been a perfectly adequate breakfast became a day destroying fiasco as a conveyor belt toaster let down a perfectly decent...
Biggest Grog Monster In Hometown Now Doing Relatively Good Job Of Raising A Kid
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A west Betoota man who once shit on his own face has somehow managed to get his second child to kindergarten, it has...
Local Bloke Out On The Road For Work Treats All Of His Mates To A Phone Call About Nothing
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Being on the road for work can be a lonely and thankless task, however one sales associate at the Betoota Training Institute has...
New Blender At Grandparents House Points Towards Discovery Of Aldi’s Middle Aisle Of Dreams
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A recent trip to a South Betoota retirement village has led Keith Walker to believe his grandparents have just discovered Aldi.
At first,...
“Tip Your Courier” Says Tax-Dodging Multi-Billion Dollar Company
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
One of Betootacone Valley's most successful tech start-ups is adding the option to tip their food couriers this week...
Rosé Just Pulse For Grown-Ups
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A new report by a leading industry body has found that the sloshy long-lunch staple of Rosé is just a more adult version...
Sydney’s Severe Traffic Problems Completely Fixed After 4th Crack At Inner-City Light Rail
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Sydney residents are rejoicing today, after the NSW Premier announced the end of the megacity's comical traffic congestion issues.
As of next month, Light...
Woman 3 Minutes Into Cooking Risotto Already Deeply Regretting Her Decision
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
After watching an episode of Chef’s Table, Alexandra Dash was inspired to venture into the culinary world of the Italian crowd pleaser, risotto....
Local Woman Feels Most In Touch With Hunter-Gatherer Roots Browsing Deliveroo On Treadmill
MATILDA MARTIN | Local News | CONTACT
A local woman has found a way to commune with her ancient Hunter-Gatherer roots -- browsing Deliveroo while on the treadmill.
“It makes me...
