Sky News Uncle And Vegan Niece Form Silent Pact To Not Ruin Christmas
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Christmas miracles may not just be for early 20th century films where you have to ignore the racist bits.
As with all families that...
Garlic Heavy Lunch Valiantly Defeats Several Rounds Of Mouthwash
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An inner-city businesswoman has royally fucked up her day by eating garlic chicken salad for lunch. The account manager in question, Mikayla Ellis,...
Rescue Services Praise OneFour For Promoting Appropriate Respiratory Cautions During Bushfires
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Mount Druitt rap group OneFour have today been praised for helping the greater Sydney community prepare themselves for the catastrophically poor standard of...
House With Prayer Flags Identified As Most Likely Source Of Suburb’s Strong Marijuana Aromas
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One of Betoota’s newests residents could be in the running for the Guiness World Record for ‘Quickest Crime Ever Solved.’
Surgical nurse Leanne...
RSL Staff Begin Questioning Sobriety Of Man Petting Donation Dog While Signing In
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An RSL staff member was alerted to a potential drunk as sources reveal a man was seen having a yarn with the Guide...
Man Enthusiastically Buys Google Home Only For It To Collect Dust
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After driving to his JB Hi-Fi to purchase a new pair of earphones, local man Ryan Davies decided to impulse buy a Google...
Influencer Given Free Night In Hotel Suite That’s Much Less Impressive Than Childhood Bedroom
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Medium-sized Australian Insta-model, Storm Waterhouse (23) is today finally tasting the fruits of 4 months of posting bikini shots to her Instagram.
While...
Quieter Group Of High School Mates Announce Plans For Schoolies In Canberra
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In light of the government’s has recent announcement that growing and processing marijuana for personal use in the Australian Capital Territory is legal,...
“Sneakerhead” Coworker Surprises Office By Revealing He’s Also A Massive Wu-Tang Fan
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During an after-hours work and self-loathing session, office worker Chris Guest (33) learnt something interesting about his new co-worker Liam King (27).
Since King...
Horse Girl From Primary School Now Into Burlesque
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Stephanie Jacobson, known for being that mild attention seeker in primary school who used to gallop around the oval, is now into burlesque....
