Ute With DILLIGAF Sticker On The Back Slows Down For Speed Cameras Despite Stating Otherwise
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Earlier today, Betoota Ponds was the scene to what many are calling the most cowardly act of hypocrisy of all time.
Local ute owner...
Woman Who Tuned Out A While Ago Saves Herself With A Well-Timed Agreeable Grunt
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A bored shitless corporate suit has narrowly avoided exposing her disinterest in her fifth meeting today by emitting a grunt at precisely the right time.
Stephanie...
Sharehouse Resident Prepares For Exhilarating Game Of Brushin’ Roulette
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Ali Murphy is sick with Adrenalin this morning after she arrived in her share house bathroom having forgotten which toothbrush was hers.
Desperately needing...
Bloke Promises Girlfriend A Nice Dinner In Hopes Of Wrangling A Couple More At The Pub
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Alcohol loving man Nathan Shuck is clutching at straws this evening after learning his girlfriend is en-route to the pub to pick him...
Recent Home Leaver Not Feeling So Cocky After First Run In With Fitted Sheets
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Recent home leaver, Brendon Smith, has just moved into his first ever sharehouse - a ten bedroom monstrosity located on a main...
Porn Ruined By Original Music Score
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Oliver Gosford had been scratching his nether region when he thought he’d have a cheeky pull. Opening up his browser, Oliver brought up...
“At Least He’s Reading” Says Mum Of Teen Halfway Through Scar Tissue
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Betoota Heights mum Vola Warne (50) has managed to find some comfort in the recreational activities of her aspiring-busker son Jackson Warne (16)...
Curious Local Woman Immediately Regrets Taking Photo Of Her Side Profile
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Local woman Lauren Gilbert was enjoying an afternoon shopping with girlfriends when she caught sight of her profile in one of the multi...
Man Who Collects Soggy Leaves Finally Gets A Pool
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The purchase of a new pool is always an exciting event, but especially so for soggy leaf collector Anand Dyer.
Anand, who owns...
Local Bodybuilder Has Been On A Juice Diet For Years
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Sitting at a Bulimba café on a sunny weekday morning after a solid lead session, bodybuilder Rheece Johnson ears pricked up after hearing...
