Bin Day A Little Bit Louder After A Week Of Social-Distancing
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Peering through a slit in his blinds, a weary Tom Peterson skulls his beer and surveys the street for activity.
Like hundreds of...
Another Person On Instagram Hilariously Refers To Their Dog As A Colleague
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
While plenty of the country are losing their jobs due to Covid-19, The Advocate can confirm that there is one group in society...
Water Minister & Health Minister Punch On After Argument Over How Long Hands Should Be Washed
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A violent altercation erupted in a Parliament House men’s bathroom recently after Minister for Resources, Water and Northern Australia Keith Pitt MP took...
Atheist World Leader Sends ‘Thoughts And Vibes’ To Disaster Victims
LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT
As Australian political parties do anything to get out of talking about climate change, a northern European country with a much better health-care...
Tables Have Turned: Adult Children Relishing Opportunity To Ridicule Hungover Mum
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
After years of copping criticism and rhetorical questions like ‘when will you grow up?’ Sophia McPherson is this morning pulling on her payback...
Self-Described Alpha Male Not Even A Handy Cricketer
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
If evolution has taught us anything, it’s that anyone who says they’re an alpha male is most definitely not an alpha male.
However,...
Man Forced To Soundproof Entire Garage After Neighbour Says He Might Join For A Jam Some Time
LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT
Meeting a neighbour can be a warm and terrifying experience. Unfortunately, only the latter was true for local couch musician James Eastment (29).
During...
Nation Wondering Which Royal Commission Into Child Abuse Regular Scotty Will Invite To White House Next Visit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Australians who have been exposed to the most buried story in politics are today wondering which prominent Royal Commission into Child Abuse...
Bloke Who Started Bucks Party As The Groom’s Weirdo Workmate Finishes Weekend As The MVP
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local outsider has this week returned home from the Gold Coast as the legend of the bucks party, after starting the weekend...
New Improved Claw Machine Features Weaker Claw Design
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A problematic design flaw in the ubiquitous claw machine has been corrected with a new improved claw that is even more useless than the previous version.
Claw machines, invented...
