Woman Under The Impression Her Colleagues Want To Meet Her Toddler In The Middle Of A Meeting
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
It’s a reality for any non-child-bearing person, having to feign interest in another human’s offspring and being just as amazed as the parent...
Just Like The Workplace! Quarantined Woman Brushes Off Annoying Coworker’s Sexual Advances
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A local woman has today had her usual slew of unwanted sexual advances upgraded from verbal to physical after setting up an office...
Devastated Local Dad Realises His Kids Are Snitches While Running Homeschool
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A self-proclaimed ‘cool dad’ has learned some unsettling facts about his kids today after circumstances forced him to undertake his fatherly duties for...
Slowly Balding Man Figures Quarantine Is As Good A Time As Any To Rip Off The Bandaid
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
On top of the world slowly succumbing to the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, local man Thomas Newell is also dealing with his...
Local Influencer Goes Back To Where It All Started: Half-Naked Selfies In Childhood Bedroom
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Catching
the single ray of sunshine coming through her bedroom window, a half naked
Stephanie Lewisham adjusts her bra and attempts to candidly look off...
Elaborate Getaway Plan Foiled By Cancellation Of Parade
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Coronavirus claimed more victims yesterday with the arrest of a gang of three following a daring bank heist in broad daylight.
At approximately 10:30am...
Cardinal Pell Makes New Addition To His “Only God Can Judge Me” Prison Tattoo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In some breaking non-Coronavirus related news, a bunch of privileged old white boys have today secured the freedom of another privileged old white...
Report: All This Napping Really Takes It Out Of Ya
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Just as the planets of the solar system will infrequently sit in single file, health & science experts and the coalition government have...
Grandpa Stoked To Have Reason To Not Hug Adult Grandchildren
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As confirmed cases of COVID-19 reach over 1,000,000 worldwide, medical professionals and world leaders urge the public to practice social distancing unless it’s...
Thousands Of Lawyers Line Up Outside Centrelink As NRL Competition Suspended
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
March 23 was a dark day for football fans and players alike, as the NRL made the difficult decision to suspend the remainder...
