Favourite Child Debate Put To Bed With Mixing Bowl Licking Rights
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Who is the favourite child has long been a competition that’s plagued families with a litter of kids. While parents claim they love...
Stir Crazy Woman Fights Impulsive 3am Thoughts To Cut Fringe In Bathroom
EFFIE BATEMAN | Brisbane | CONTACT
In between spending her nights getting sucked into the vortex of suggested Youtube videos and waking up in the middle of the...
Bloke Who Punts On Mid Week Rural Goat Tracks Searches For Cheapest Fuel In 50km Radius
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
"What?" began the angry conversation with Dale Pooley this afternoon.
"Just hang on, I'm trying to find the Star in the Betoota Ponds,"...
Mum Somehow Manages To Download Coronavirus Onto Family Computer
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
After installing around a dozen “useful” search toolbars and diligently filling out as many data-mining quizzes as she can find, Mum has stooped...
“Supporting Local Businesses” Roughly Translated To “I Hate Cooking”
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Research scientists at Betoota University have today made the long-anticipated announcement; ordering takeaway under the guise of ‘Supporting Local Businesses’ roughly translates to...
Man Just Popping Over To Mate’s Place To Check On Him With Carton Of Piss And Two Fresh Decks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
State governments around the nation are beginning the arduous process of untangling the lockdown mess this week - and...
McDonald’s Soft Serve Machine Not Working “Due To Coronavirus”
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A common problem has been given a contemporary twist with news that McDonald’s Soft Serve Machine is out of order as a direct...
Man Finally Has Opportunity To Wear Shirt Co-Workers Bullied Him For
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Earlier today, an attempt to seize the day was made by self-isolating father of two Murray Grant (39) who decided to spice things...
Office Gossip Stuck At Home Makes Up Rumour Cat Is Rooting The Dog
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Throughout the most testing eras in human history, there have been legendary accounts of the daring actions individuals have taken to survive.
Or in...
Local Adult Shop Donates Gimp Suits To Help Hospitals With PPE Shortage
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
As countries with even the strongest healthcare systems have trouble sourcing enough PPE to combat the virus, some communities have taken it into...
