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The Prime Minister of Australia has today taken time out of his busy schedule to talk about the things that matter.
With the nation being rocked by a cost of living crisis significantly contributed to by successive federal governments, Albanese decided to visit his mates Kyle and Jackie O in their studio.
With millions of Australians tuning into the highest rating radio program in the country, Albanese has made a habit of stopping into the raw and red hot program to talk to average Australians about big policy issues.
While many speculated that cost of living or the recent refugee release might be on the agenda, King Kyle decided to hit his mate Albo with a big question first up.
“SOOOOO, Prime Minister,” grinned Kyle.
“Tell us about the weirdest place you’ve ever shaved the carrot,” he laughed.
With Albanese pretending not to understand the euphemism, Kyle doubled down.
“Come on mate, where’s the strangest spot you’ve found yourself rubbing one out.”
“You know what I mean Albo,” he laughed.
With Albanese put on the spot harder than when he fumbled the unemployment rate, the PM tried to deflect.
However, it some became apparent that there was no way out of this one, with Albanese admitting that he actually had one on the Royal Australian Airforce VIP Aircraft that takes him all over the world.
With the admission sending Kyle into hysterics, Albanese then explained it wasn’t his proudest moment.
“Yeah look, I had pretty bad post nut guilt on that one,” he laughed.
The conversation then moved on to whether he whether he wants to have a beer with Travis Head.
More to come.
